Wiadomości

Indirect questions

Do you know where your mother is?
> She’s round at the front.
I know what she looks like, I want to know where she is!

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An American tourist walked out of his hotel in the middle of Sahara Desert. He was wearing nothing but his swimming trunks and carrying his beach towel.
A local nam came along on his camel and the American said:
Can you tell me where the sea is?
It’s nearly 100 kilometers from here, said the Arab.
> Now, this is what I call a beach, said the American.